Bollocks?: It’s July and homes have been flooded by fucking rain!

It’s July! July! Ju-fucking-ly and houses are flooded and road completely submerged. Now I know Britain isn’t the hottest country in the world but this is taking the piss! Britain has nasty winters and lovely summers. Sure, sometimes the summers don’t quite kick in ’till late June but they always come.

Cecil Rhodes said: “To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life.” Well that’s bollocks ‘cos he didn’t live to see this peice of piss we’re calling summer. It’s July! Where’s global warming when you need it?

Meanwhile I’m hearing Americans bitch about the fact they’re having a heat wave. I just can’t imagine how terrible that must be.

DID I MENTION IT’S FUCKING JULY!?

 


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