Bollocks?: Tattoo’s part 2

As we saw last post, some tattoo’s can be great. However many more tattoo’s look like an intoxicated 5yr old has come at someone’s skin with a tattoo machine. Sometimes you just want to grab the person with the tattoo and scream “What the fuck were you thinking!?”.

So how do you avoid a bad tattoo? Well a good start would to be avoid these types of tatts.

The religious tattoo…

OK first of I’m pretty sure most religious texts advise against marking your skin, so you’ve just pissed God of there.  Stoning a homosexual is fine but for Gods sake don’t get a tattoo. Second, if you start thinking for yourself, you dont want your first thought to be regret for the massive crucifix you got plastered across your back.

Not just God…

The taking the piss tattoo…

If your going to get something on your body that will be there till the day your dead, you want to think long and hard about it. Who would ever get pissed and just think “what the hell…”. Well apparently quite a few. Why would anyone get a tattoo just to take the piss?

 

Yep…


The despite the fact I’ve not got a drop of eastern blood and I’ve never travelled further than my street I’m going to get an oriental tattoo because it makes me look cool, travelled, and cultured…

Oh God how many times have we seen this one. Unless you have Oriental heritage, spent time in the east or can fluently speak Japanese you have no good reason to get this sort of tatt. Those freakin’ WASP Caucasian students that get some Chinese characters they cant even read….GOD!!!!! If I were a tattoo artist I’d tattoo TWAT into every one that came in my studio!

*Douchebag*

The fangirl/boy tattoo…

Just because you love Twilight right now doesn’t mean your still gonna swoon for Cullen when your 60. Twilight tattoo’s are especially regretful because Twilight represents a vision of love that DOES NOT EXIST! Christ I’m 18 and I know this. Don’t get me wrong, Robert Pattinson has cheek bones to die for but when you’re older and you’ve loved and lost you’re going to realise no one is as perfect as the Twilight cast.

The misspelt tattoo…

For Christ sakes just double check it.

Power to the peaple!!!

So there you go, the worst genre’s of the tattoo world. But hey what do I know? All that really matters is what you think of your tattoo.

 


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