Bollocks?: It’s July and homes have been flooded by fucking rain!

It’s July! July! Ju-fucking-ly and houses are flooded and road completely submerged. Now I know Britain isn’t the hottest country in the world but this is taking the piss! Britain has nasty winters and lovely summers. Sure, sometimes the summers don’t quite kick in ’till late June but they always come.

Cecil Rhodes said: “To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life.” Well that’s bollocks ‘cos he didn’t live to see this peice of piss we’re calling summer. It’s July! Where’s global warming when you need it?

Meanwhile I’m hearing Americans bitch about the fact they’re having a heat wave. I just can’t imagine how terrible that must be.

DID I MENTION IT’S FUCKING JULY!?

 


Awesome?: Over 200000 hits!

I remember when I was pumped just to have over a thousand hits but now I’m well into six figures!

I’m one step close to my ultimate goal of world domination and when I come to power my readers will be given lands and titles in return for their dedication.

A few changes will be made…

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Anyway thank you all very much for reading my rants and I hope you enjoy my future scribblings.