There are certain facts in life that are irrefutable. Life is unfair, politicians are corrupt, and an upcoming Grand Theft Auto game will be subject to controversy. The gamers among you will be aware that GTA V, the latest installment … Continue reading →
In case you don’t know, Reddit is a hugely popular message board frequented mainly by computer savvy young men and women who usually pass the time by sharing interesting/funny/horrible pictures/videos/stories. Although a lot of the stuff that passes through the … Continue reading →
If you were to ask me what the best decision I ever made was (you might), I would answer that it was learning to play guitar. Maybe this says something about my life, that the best call I ever made … Continue reading →
“Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgiastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter–tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther…. And one fine morning– So we beat … Continue reading →
I’ve always leaned towards the more old fashioned way of doing things. Despite being born in the digital age of downloads, Wi-Fi and fast streaming internet porn, I’ve always had a certain fondness for the more slow paced way of … Continue reading →
Or more specifically songs named after a woman’s first name. So the other night I was watching an episode of Family Guy in which Stewie falls in love with another baby called Suzie. At one point Bryan walks in on … Continue reading →
For my overseas readers who may not be aware, Nick Griffin is the moron, I mean shit stain, I mean leader of the British National Party. The BNP is a far right political party in Britain that is more often … Continue reading →
So one minute I’m sat with friends watching the Olympic opening ceremony whilst trying to find an athlete with a more perfect body than mine. Next I’m waking up in the middle of the night with a weird feeling in … Continue reading →
It’s July! July! Ju-fucking-ly and houses are flooded and road completely submerged. Now I know Britain isn’t the hottest country in the world but this is taking the piss! Britain has nasty winters and lovely summers. Sure, sometimes the summers don’t quite kick in ’till late June but they always come.
Cecil Rhodes said: “To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life.” Well that’s bollocks ‘cos he didn’t live to see this peice of piss we’re calling summer. It’s July! Where’s global warming when you need it?
Meanwhile I’m hearing Americans bitch about the fact they’re having a heat wave. I just can’t imagine how terrible that must be.